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Beer and a shot

According to waiterrant, I am “…a sexual athlete. Women want you and men want to be like you. You have class, talent, wit, and brains.”

If you drink, head over and see how you measure up.

Waiter Rant - What Your Drink Says About You

February 1st, 2006

3 Comments

  1. The Girl Says:

    Apparently, I’m a grandma. And he instructed me to have another. Thanks, I think I will, sonny!

  2. jmorrison Says:

    i am also a sexual athlete whom all worship evidently, though they make no mention of how drinking your particular drink alone, in your living room, on friday mornings, skew the results…

  3. Astronaut Says:

    jmorrison, I’ll bet it still applies, except for the part about being a sexual athlete. I speak from experience.

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