Reportedly, Nicolas Cage and his wife have named their new baby Kal-El, which you may remember is the Kryptonian birth name of Superman. One wonders if Mr. Cage’s previous marriages ended because Patricia Arquette and Lisa Marie Presley were smart enough to not let their husband give their child such a cringe-worthy name.

Hey, I’m a big nerd, but you wont find us naming our children Peter Parker Eastham or Charles Xavier Eastham.

Actually, Charles Xavier Eastham has a nice ring to it…

Boston Globe - A super day for Cage

(via Mark Evanier)