You know the motion sensor in the MacBook Pro that locks the heads in your hard drive when the laptop goes flying through the air?

It appears to work quite nicely.

Just tumbled down the steps, fell on my face, and my precious laptop went clattering across the floor.

I could do was yell out “shit, shit, shit, ohnoohnoohno” as I gingerly opened the lid and logged in. Everything seems fine, except the expansion slot and ethernet port are a little bent.